*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    Man: I never filled out an application.
    Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    Employee:
    Man:
    Employee:
    Man: Fuck you, slut.
"I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted."
- (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: slugly, via kisss-it-better)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry, via fake-mermaid)

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

(Source: tricksterity, via fake-mermaid)